Its been many years since I met up with you,
back then so fit, good looking - thats me not you!
Now come 3rd of March a pensioner you will be
old creaking bones and smelling of wee!
But fear not you are still my special man,
did you put me on that pension plan??
A bus pass I believe will come your way,
A special treat for your special day.
60 is the new 50 they say, so I'm told
but to me your past it and just - bloody old!
A party you will have with balloons and red jelly,
we don't want more inches on that beer belly!
So a diet for you a nice healthy start,
no smoking, no drinking its good for your heart.
Only joking my dearest, you do as you please,
get up you look silly down there on your knees!!!
Happy birthday my sweety, you are sixty today,
from someone much younger, I hear myself say -
Don't overdo it, at your age you must learn,
you need help, my old fella - try AGE CONCERN!!
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